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		<title>Airplane Baggage</title>
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		<title>Man Admits Eight-Hour Sex Attack</title>
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		<title>Mike Genovese has thoughts on Facebook Status Updates</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Detroit Deer Ransacks a Restaurant</title>
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		<title>Steve Wilkos has a TV Show???</title>
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